We 69 with each other when we’re bored
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.Albert Einstein (via feellng)
Anyone who describes a butthole as an “entrance” in fanfiction just makes me think “knock knock here comes my cock”
i really hate it when i’m trying to be cute on snapchat and take a selfie like so
but then the app lags for like 20 years and i end up capturing my true form
no thank you
i don’t understand how there are people who don’t listen to music ever like
are you people okay??????